Get ready to saddle up for a ride through the whimsical world of dad humor with ten truly terrible jokes about horses that only dads would tell you. Whether you’re a seasoned equestrian or someone who wouldn’t know a hoof from a hay bale, these jokes are sure to stirrup some laughs and possibly a few eye rolls. From puns that gallop beyond the boundaries of good taste to one-liners that are stable genius material, each joke is perfectly crafted to elicit a chuckle from even the most serious horse enthusiasts. So, rein in your seriousness, and let’s trot through a field of hilarity guaranteed to make you neigh with laughter as well as some fun pictures of laughing horses to accompany them…
10 – “What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?…A zebra!”
Q: Did you hear about the depressed horse?
A: He told a tale of whoa!
9 – “When do vampires like horse racing?…When its neck and neck!”
Q: What’s a horse’s favorite TV show?
A: Neighbours
8 – “What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?…A horse is walking around in his socks!”
Q: Which side of a horse has more hair?
A: The outside
7 – “What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?…A tale of WHOA!”
Q: What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
A: Sherbet
6 – “What part of the horse has the most hair?…The outside!!!”
Q: Did you hear about the horse with the negative attitude?
A: He always said Neigh!
5 – “Have you read the book, “100-mile Horse Trek” by Major Bumsore?”
Q: What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A: A zebra!
4 – “What’s a horse’s favourite sport?…Stable Tennis!”
Q: What did one horse say to the other horse?
A: The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
3 – “What horses can jump higher than a house?…All of them, houses don’t jump!”
Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk?
A: Nightmares!
2 – “Why did the horse go behind the tree?…To change his jockeys!”
Q: Where do horses shop for clothes?
A: Old Neigh-vy!
1 – …and then once you had thrown him into the mud, he looked up and said ‘Fancy a date?’
Q: What kind of bread does a horse eat?
A: Thoroughbred
We hope you enjoyed this mane event of humor as much as we did curating it! If these horse-themed dad jokes have added a bit of giddy-up to your day, why not share the fun? Trot these jokes out at your next family gathering or post-ride chill session at the barn to see who laughs—or groans—the loudest.
Hungry for more hilarity or have some neigh-worthy jokes of your own? Saddle up and leave a comment below. We’re always on the lookout for new additions to our stable of jokes, and who knows, your suggestion might just be the next big whinny-er on our blog!