One to Two Minute Short Humorous Stories of Father and Kid
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A thorough investigation is needed before giving the final judgment while my kids play. Last evening, the elder one slapped the younger one and started crying as if he had been hit.An author has written a book titled "18 ways to keep your wife happy". Few months later the Author's wife wrote a book titled "18 reasons not to marry a writer" and their kid writes a book "18 disadvantages of being a kid to the parents who write a lot"
I like my son's aspirations but his intentions behind the aspirations are kiddish. Last evening, I, "Son, what you want to become when you grow up?", He, "A doctor or an engineer", I, "And then?, He, "Earn more money", I, "Ok, what will you do with that money?" He, "Buy more toy cars"I must realize that my kids are growing. Last evening, to impress my kid, I tried acting like an elephant by hanging my one arm on the forehead, and the other arm behind and made sound of an elephant. He looked at me with an expression, “Dad, grow up, why are acting kiddish?”
I should stop listening to kids. They confuse me. Last evening, my son was talking to one of my neighbors’ daughter(three-year old). He, “Does god exist?”. She, “God only knows whether god exists are not”, He, “True, true”.
I think kids who live in Coimbatore, India, don’t really need a vehicle to commute. This city is so windy these days all that kids have to do is stand outside their homes and they can fly off to the neighbors’ house.
Today morning I was illustrating a dream that I had last night, which I felt would be of my son's interest. I said to my son, "Son, I had a dream last night and I'm sure you will love to hear. I was in a city that had huge colorful toys, delicious chocolates, different variety of cream biscuits. The city was full of joy and kids like you were playing endlessly" He thought for a moment and said, "Did you take a photograph of your dream? Next time if you have such dreams take a photograph and show it to me."