Hello,
Regular readers of my lies will recall that I joined the reincarnee’s dating agency, “Have We’ve Met B4?” (www.previouslovepreviouslives.com)
Well, Great News! I have met a lovely man! Called Trevor!
In his previous life he was a Roman Centurion guarding Hardrian’s Wall, way oooop North!
Today he works in a brick factory.
He has rebuilt part of Hadrian’s Wall in his back bedroom. It’s lucky he works in a brick factory, otherwise it could have cost him a fortune!
He regularly pours boiling oil over passers by and recently crucified a man who was selling flannels door to door. The Police have been round to have a word about this. As you would expect. He explained the misunderstanding and bought a couple of flannels as a peace offering.
I’m going round for Tea. Traditional dress. I’m a bit worried. My hammer toes aren’t really set off by a sandal. Still hopefully the inflatable Christian I have bought from www.slaughterthereligous.com should keep Trevor amused and his mind off my pudgey tootsies.
Seeing his todger in a toga dampens the appetite somewhat. But I am taking a sherry trifle with me for pudding. Yum yum.
Agnes