One to Two Minute Short Humorous Stories on Doctors - Facebook Updates
"I wish people follow what they say. Last evening, I had a doctor's appointment. I noticed "smile please" poster displayed on the doctor's cabin door. I thought, let me give a try and with an animated vibrant smile I got into the doctor's cabin. He said "YOU MUST KNOCK THE DOOR BEFORE ENTERING. YOU UNDERSTAND?" with a rude tone."
Are doctors that busy? Last evening, i had been to a clinic, waited for 30 minutes in a bigger room, then nurse took me to a smaller room where i had to wait for another 20 minutes. finally, i met a junior doctor. he examined and gave me an appointment for next week to meet the senior doctor (whom i actually wanted to meet last evening).
I wish life is as easy as my children think. Last evening my two kids were playing hospital role-play game. My elder son was the doctor and younger the patient. Doctor, "How can I help you?, Patient, "I have pain in my eyes" Doctor, "But, I'm a stomach doctor, I don't know how to treat the eyes". Patient, "Don't worry, you can study how to treat eyes and then treat me, till then I'll be in the waiting room." Doctor, "Thank you, I'll be back in 5 minutes"
It is difficult to make my 3 year old son understand the difference between toys and real instruments. Previously, I had warned him saying, "Kids should not touch instruments like knives and scissors". Recently, I bought him toy-doctor-set, which contained toy scissors and toy knives as a part of the set(along with stethoscope and thermometers). He religiously returned it saying, "Dad, kids should not touch instruments like knives and scissors"
My 3 year old son takes full advantage when people give him preferences or choices. My son has been suffering from fever for the last few days. Last evening, our family doctor examined him and found that the temperature was high. In a kind and friendly tone, the doctor asked, “Boy, you seem to have a high temperature, which one do you prefer? an injection or a syrup?”. He, “A syrup! and ensure that it is sweet, because the syrup that you gave last time was bitter.”
With rising fruit price, An apple a day not only keeps me away from the doctor but from the bank too.