One to Two Minute Short Humorous Stories on Brothers - Facebook Updates
Being in a big family, I, recently, found one similarity among my wife, my mother, my brother and my two children. They all hate me at an equal degree. I secretly asked individually, "In the scale of 1-5, 1 being "Hated least" and 5 being "hated most, which one do you choose". All of them chose 5. In fact, my brother asked, "Is FIVE is the highest degree?"Is being a kid such a shame? Last week, in my office, there are an event in which you could bring your child to office. Excitingly, I shared this news with my 2 sons, (4 yr and 5 yr old), "Hey, today, I can take kids to office. Sons, would you like to join?". My first son with an elderly tone, "Dad, I'm not a kid anymore. I'm 5 yrs old. You can take my brother. He is still a kid". And, I turned towards my second son and he started crying, "I'm not a KID. How dare he calls me a KID. I'm not a KID"
My 3 year old son doesn't really understand "Happy Birthday". Yesterday I celebrated my birthday. I woke up, My mom said, "Happy birthday", My wife, "Happy birthday", My brother, "Happy birthday", My son hurriedly, "I also want one Happy Birthday", "One for me and for my brother". He thought "happy birthday" is a candy or an ice-cream or a chocolate
My four year old son has learnt a new art of asking chocolates when we go to supermarket. Recently, in the supermarket, while we were walking across the chocolate section, he said, 'Dad, I will be a good boy, I will never cry or scream in front of your friends and relatives' I said, 'Ok'. He, 'I will also ensure that I will keep my stuff clean and tidy', I, 'Good boy', He, 'And then, I will never hit my brother, I know that I have to take care of him', I, 'Which chocolate do you want?', He, 'Cadbury Dairymilk
My two sons have become more civilized after watching a crime movie recently. my first son, holding an imaginary hand gun behind me, "Dad, hands up, don't move, otherwise....eehaha...I am going to kill you", meanwhile, his brother standing behind him, "Brother, hands up, you don't move and leave my Dad, otherwise...eehaha..I am going to kill YOU"
Sometimes sharing a good news involves risk. Last week, during a fight, my younger son, with his nails, scuffed and left a scar on the face of my elder son. Yesterday, my elder son noticed that the scar has disappeared. Excitingly, he shared this good news with his brother, "Bro, look, the scar that you left last week has healed and disappeared." The brother noticed it and scuffed him again and brought back the scar.
study hard, come up in life?", he, "ZZZZZZZZZZZ", I, "Ok, I am going shopping to buy chocolates and toy cars for your brother. Which color of toy car do you prefer, red, or yellow?", He, "Yellow, with remote and I want two cars".
Though the conversation between my two kids were about toys, it was as if they were born to a rich dad. Last evening, while they're playing with toy cars, my first son said to his brother, 'You keep the BMW, I'll keep the Mercedes. And, dad has promised to buy a Ferrari next month'