Boy do the Royals work fast!
With the Scottish Referendum vote so close, PM David Cameron ordered Kate and Wills to, “Produce Prince Sprog pronto old chap.”
And quicker than you can say, “I thought Mel Gibson was terrific in Braveheart – FREEEEEEEDUMB!” the slaphead Prince confirms his sperm count once again!
We are as thrilled that our Kate is pregnant with the future Prince Thing of Blighty – As Royal Watcher Tiggy Winkle-Harumph told Gfb, “We can now add fecundity to Kate’s list of achievements!”
That Glorious Day….
And George will have a brother or sister to Rule!