Hello Oily
As a man who knows about classy erotica, would you put pickle in a cheese sandwich?
Gert, Munich
Oily Replies,
Hey Gert,
In the lather-me-in-mayo-and-spank-my-bare-botty market that I cater for, a cheese and pickle sandwich is staple fare for actors and crew alike.
In fact it is a well known but mainly ignored fact that when sandwiches were invented in the 16th Century by rakish dandy, the Earl of Pastie, sex didn’t exist. But if it did he doubtless would have enjoyed such sumptuous fare
Anyway you are getting me reet peckish, I need my own particular sandwich.
Kirsty! Tabitha! it’s Banana Splitz time. I got the banana, my sweet little eye candies.
Oily