Today’s great morning smile is by American Editorial cartoonist Glenn McCoy! Omg I love this cartoon so great and true. Check out his work at GoComics.com I am sure you won’t be disappointed. I got my Kahlua coffee and so many smiles to help jump start your weekend. Today’s smiles as always are from some of my favorite sites Marissa van Straaten’s photos, Can U Still Hear Me?, Bored.com, Jokes, Funny, laughs and Quotes, Everyday Jokes, Truly Tasteless Humour and Laugh it’s Free(Facebook). There is something here sure to put a smile on your lips and heart. Enjoy!!!!
Wow it’s been one of those week’s I can’t believe it’s Friday Again!!!!
Jumper Bet
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal.
“I’ll bet you $10 he’ll jump,” said the first guy.
“Bet you $10 he won’t,” said the second guy.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.
“I can’t take your money,” said the first guy. “I cheated you. The same story was on the five o’clock news.”
“No, no. Take it,” said the second guy. “I saw the five o’clock news too. I just didn’t think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!”~
Waiting for a Bus
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was falling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by. “OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me” and he steps into the closet.
At that time the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.
Husband: “What the hell are you doing here!”
Repairman:”Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!”
OMG!!!! We must have the same towel and all this time I thought it was me!!!!! LOL
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Wow no amount of therapy is going to erase that image!!! LOL
Not a Porch?
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 Pounds?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. “Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the £50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
Can you say Holy Crap?!!!! I’m thinking this guy is definitely not going to be a repeat customer. LOL
Have a Great day and a safe weekend everyone!