June 20, 2021 by Maggie McNeill
Authorities say rise of fruit aliens is to blame for glut of outer space watermelons. - The New York Times
Here's another novelty song, this one from 1970; I remember thinking it was hilarious when I was a kid. The links above it were provided by Stephen Lemons, President Dawg, Cop Crisis, Dan Savage, Scott Greenfield, Jesse Walker, and Radley Balko, in that order.
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