He’s mine now. – “Officer” Michael Fattaleh
It’s only been two months since animation great Joe Ruby died, and now he’s been followed by his partner Ken Spears. The duo created many cartoons, but their most famous and enduring creation was Scooby Doo, Where Are You?, and since it hasn’t been long since Halloween I decided to pay tribute with this 1999 parody of The Blair Witch Project which Cartoon Network created as bumpers for a Scooby Doo marathon. The links above it were provided by Jesse Walker, Cop Crisis (x2), Brooke Magnanti, Franklin Harris, Walter Olson, and Kendra Holliday, in that order.
- Islamic horror movies.
- I’m sure you feel safer now.
- A taste of his own medicine.
- I’d say he got his money’s worth.
- R.I.P. Alex Trebek and Ken Spears.
- A solution Jim Kirk would approve of.
- “When I murdered your girlfriend it made me feel bad.”
From the Archives
- Quoting prohibitionist myths while claiming to want to “help” sex workers.
- Prohibition turns bodies into “crime scenes” which cops can violate at will.
- Adult businesses bill under different names & classifications to avoid this.
- What kind of sick mind thinks hunting women to rape them “builds trust”?
- Fanatics parroting nonsense they clearly neither understand nor believe.
- Only 10 years for this horror, while others get life for renting out rooms.
- Siouxsie Q on Facebook, censorship & sex-worker-friendly social media.
- The puritans are learning that they are indeed subject to federal courts.
- Politicians can’t understand that the same holds true for all prohibition.
- Why do journalists feel compelled to cede ground to prohibitionist lies?
- The time for men’s mags to support sex worker rights is long overdue.
- Millions believe the entire realm of politics can be described in one bit.
- Nobody will be safe until this odious practice is ruled unconstitutional.
- Cops & politicians are the only people who still profess to believe this.
- Cops show you what they are every day; why don’t you believe them?
- Another “sex trafficking” hysteria film for future generations to mock.
- Rapists want to be held to a “different standard” than decent people.
- Cop deny “sex trafficking” scary tales while reciting the usual myths.
- Can a relationship work if the man was completely broken by his ex?
- When a highway is destroyed, the traffic has to go into side streets.
- Another sexual predator selects a traumatized woman as his prey.
- Seattle-area pigs are once again rooting in sex workers’ business.
- Prohis claim those against their bans have “false consciousness”.
- Rubmaps may become the new bogeyman to replace Backpage.
- While stigma and criminalization exist, this will keep happening.
- Locking pregnant women in cages for “trafficking” themselves.
- Propaganda from 2018’s “Operation Cross-Country” pogroms.
- The question isn’t “What went wrong?”, it’s “What went right?”
- Giving the ultimate identification tool to a fascist police state.
- Better Zuckerberg fight the police state rather than enable it.
- “Futurists” prefer to be ignorant than to consult sex workers.
- Pregnant women are uniquely vulnerable to state coercion.
- Motel 6 gets some comeuppance for its eager copsucking.
- Cops, songs, magical permits, Stan Lee and much more.
- “Vigilante Truckers” has apparently decided to rebrand.
- Just in case you doubted this was about total genocide.
- Another step toward the end of privacy, everywhere.
- Everyone unsurprised by this, please roll your eyes.
- In which renting rooms is pretended to be a “crime”.
- A radical proposal on the subject of parental rights.
- Statists tell us that the slippery slope is a “fallacy”.
- Charlotte Rose on discrimination vs sex workers.
- Yet another perfect example of the McNeill Rule.
- This headline and lede are stigmatizing bullshit.
- Cops, turkeys, cannibal ants, and much more.
- Too bad we can’t elect more dead politicians.
- My two previous columns for Armistice Day.
- DHS is building a giant biometric database.
- Prohibitionism is a kind of mental illness.
- Late Halloweeny birthday presents.
- A busy busy busy week.
- SAVE THE TOASTERS!