I’m going to put a cap in your ass. – Phoenix “police officer” professionalism
I’ve been sharing a lot of vintage instrumentals lately, so here’s one you’ve undoubtedly heard (because it was ubiquitous in TV commercials, “Please Stand By” notices and other TV artifacts of the ’70s) but may not have known the name of before. The links above it were provided by Scott Greenfield, Nina Hartley, Popehat, Eric Sprankle, Stacey Swimme, and Amy Alkon, in that order.
- As one does.
- Family values.
- Just protecting and serving.
- The times, they are a-changing.
- Cop attempts to murder an entire family.
- Government is just a word for the things we choose to do together.
From the Archives
- Never underestimate the human capacity to obsess about the nonexistent.
- Portland’s bizarre attempt to draw “sex trafficking” attention from Seattle.
- NYPD’s newest sleazy tactic in its campaign to strangle whores’ business.
- “Standing up for a child’s welfare” means condemning a man to seizures.
- How many kids need to be sacrificed to this obscenity before it’s enough?
- With Backpage gone, anti-whore pogroms turn back to low-hanging fruit.
- If you don’t want your business choked, you’ll have to fight for mine too.
- Seattle “officials” think harm reduction principles only apply to drug use.
- Prohibitionist tactics are the same no matter what they want to prohibit.
- And yet the Times supports the Magdalene orders’ rebranding, Ruhama.
- If the Democrats were smart, they’d adopt this as their official platform.
- “Cuckoo Clock” McCain wants to vomit her poison over the entire world.
- Why do reporters repeat this egregious nonsense without fact-checking?
- Who’d throw away valuable merchandise by giving it to penniless brats?
- The sex ray intensity on these items must be well into the danger zone.
- Pig believes myths about what other pigs may do in entrapment scams.
- Traveling without official permission is now called “human trafficking”.
- The world’s largest “anti-trafficking” organization is the only real one.
- “…But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.”
- How governments get around the push to reduce prison populations.
- Are amateurs really so sheltered that this sort of thing shocks them?
- The “Facebook pimps” myth is one of the silliest of the whole panic.
- Seattle politicians’ pompous posturing reveals their deep hypocrisy.
- Observation: homeless camp in woods. Conclusion: sex trafficking!
- Some members of the psychiatric community live in the real world.
- It’s disgusting to see so much money wasted on debunked bullshit.
- Most jokes about sex workers told by amateurs aren’t at all funny.
- Every woman molested or raped by cops should file a federal suit.
- Inflicting violence consensually vs inflicting it non-consensually.
- Cops pretend they need asset seizure to “go after drug cartels”.
- Because the US cares so very much about “trafficking victims”.
- Cops busting kids’ lemonade stands isn’t even news any more.
- Another shitty law specifically designed to harm sex workers.
- Velvet Swing is the first female sex aid that actually works.
- Yeahno. This still smells like a publicity stunt gone wrong.
- Just in case you thought this particular insanity was over.
- From respected news organization to propaganda organ.
- Entrapment so blatant even a judge couldn’t swallow it.
- It’s nice to see the light bulb go on in someone’s head.
- “Sex trafficking” hysteria begins to spin out of control.
- Another country the US should be proud to resemble.
- Cops, Koko, hoax studies, tall ducks and much more.
- Cops, rackets, partisanism, Batman and much more.
- A couple of short interviews with Australian escorts.
- Alex Vitale on the development of modern policing.
- The tide has definitely turned on sex worker rights.
- My two previous columns for the summer solstice.
- Poor Nebraska; all panicked up & no place to go.
- Thai sex worker activists are made of awesome.
- The recrudescence of a public health nightmare.
- Top this one, “sex trafficking event” hysterics.
- Stupid people are still afraid of solar eclipses.
- Is this idiotic enough yet? Can we stop now?
- The Swedish model eliminates prostitution!
- Remember the “nail parlor slavery” myth?
- Back from one trip and off on another.
- How do I draw attention to my blog?
- Dear useful idiots: I did tell you so.
- More good news about bad laws.
- I finally get a passport again.
- Rapist cop of the week.