rock make all grak friend jealous best rock in village. rock work for hitting things. – Grak
Surprised to see this on a Friday? Take a look at the calendar; because of the way the holidays fall this year, it was really the best choice until January. Anyway, as I told you a few weeks ago, I’ve been binge-watching Doctor Who with Lorelei Rivers, who as it turns out is as big a nerd as I am (and if the idea of sharing an evening with two hot, nerdy, librarian whores sounds good to you, do let me know). Anyhow, a few weeks ago she showed me this very funny parody starring Rowan Atkinson, and I just noticed it was on YouTube so enjoy. The links above it were provided by Wendy Lyon (“Sweden”), Jesse Walker (“kink” and “feathers”), Nun Ya (“West”), Walter Olson (“ahnt”), Tim Cushing (“whatsoever”), Popehat (“bottled”), and Mistress Matisse (“Louisiana”).
- Oh, Sweden.
- The Pope discusses kink.
- The West deserves to fall.
- I’ve said “ahnt” since I was seven.
- Not. For. Any. Reason. Whatsoever.
- Proof: at least some dinosaurs had feathers.
- Cop attempts to murder 14-year-old for being bullied.
- Don’t keep it bottled up, son; tell us how you really feel.
- The law is even more an ass in Louisiana than elsewhere.
From the Archives
- Sociopathic sheriff destroys innocent lives for his own self-aggrandizement.
- Sociopathic control freaks want to criminalize diddling with dolls in private.
- US too busy forcing Thailand to raid brothels for nonexistent “sex slaves”.
- South African sex workers make impassioned pleas for decriminalization.
- These mental gymnastics would be Olympian if they weren’t so clownish.
- Massage parlors take brunt of “sex trafficking” hysteria in smaller cities.
- So many cops rape whores, rapists often pose as cops to facilitate rape.
- The only flaw in this essay is that the author buys into the “pimp” myth.
- Probably more important than analyzing the “sexism” of her utterances.
- Canadian “authorities” nearly as obsessed with “trafficking” porn as US.
- No sillier than the anti-sex propaganda favored by Western charlatans.
- The hopelessly-square Advocate is slowly coming around on sex work.
- A remarkably revealing display of NPR’s total disregard for the truth.
- And you can bet they’re going to get help from civil liberties groups.
- What it’s like to be targeted by an “Operation Cross-Country” sting.
- Long-time readers may recall that I said this almost five years ago.
- In 1933, a girl reporter carelessly walks into the den of a predator.
- I’m sure racist “sex trafficking” myths had nothing to do with this.
- When a guard coerces a prisoner into sex, it’s rape, not “barter”.
- Another good article about one of my heroines, Rachel Wotton.
- Celibacy erodes men’s judgment, sometimes until it vanishes.
- Homeless shelters ban women & children, because dirty sex.
- David Wraith: “Sexual abuse made me the person that I am.”
- Because one moral panic at a time isn’t enough any more.
- Consensual crime laws enable predators, part umpteen.
- “We didn’t want to wait until there were actual victims.”
- An excellent December 17thcolumn by Clay Nikiforuk.
- Star Wars, pets, cops, predictability and much more.
- Canada’s horrible new anti-prostitution laws.
- My previous columns for December 17th.
- A porn performers’ bill of rights.
- The Hooker Monologues.
- A visit from Tara Burns.
- Christmas presents!