Perhaps the Universe is trying to tell me something. The other day I received the following puzzling email:
Customer Service is our motto...
Let Rabbi (name removed) help you, your friend or family member find their Bashert-soul-mate, and if need be with shidduch counseling. Our Shidduch services include:1. Face-to-Face or Skype Interview in private setting
2. Profile is reviewed carefully
3. Email & Text contact
4. Honing in on the specific needs
5. No guarantee just hard work and effort Isn't it a worthwhile Investment ($260) for a Lifetime of Happiness? Dang! Only $260 . . . but what I really want to know is how I got on this mailing list, what with being a Gentile and married as well. If I had the money to throw around, I'd be tempted to sign up . . . just to see what would happen . . .