Is That James Bond (And Wifey) With A Sausage In Their Hair? Part 2

By Gingerfightback @Gingerfightback

Hello

We caused a stir yesterday amongst The Bond Sausage Cognoscenti by failing to list THEIR favorite Bond Sausage movies. We felt it appropriate to reveal the complete ranking prepared by the Bond Sausage Committee at its recent convention in Vienna.

Daniel Craig’s lawyers informed us that sausages on his head are not appropriate and asked we remove the offending image. We have done so but felt obliged to leave a sausage about his person to keep wifey, the fragrant Rach company. Can you spot it?

The Bond Sausage Committee ranked the movies in the following order;

1. Dr Sausage

2. Gold Sausage

3. From Russia With Sausage

4. On Her Majesty’s Secret Sausage

5. Live And Let Sausage

6. The Sausage Who Loved Me

7. A View To A Sausage

8. The Sausage Is Not Enough

9. Sausage Royale

10. The Quantum Of Sausage

11. Octosausage

12. Thundersausage

13. You Only Sausage Twice

14. Sausages Are Forever

15. Licence To Sausage

16. The Living Sausage

17. Die Another Sausage

18. Skysausage

19. Golden Sausage

20. Sausage Never Dies

21. The Man With The Golden Sausage

22. Moonsausage

23. For Your Sausage Only

Whilst this offers a number of opportunities for Double Entendres we will refrain from that (although the mighty blogger Joe Hoover’s suggestion of Sausagepussy did have us giggling. We don’t know why - raised Catholic and not allowed to eat sausages (or play the trumpet) after the age of 13 due to the phallic connotations associated with the good old banger may have something to do with it.

Again we use the picture of Adele singing with a Sausage in Hand and on Head - altogether now - ”Isha Sshkyfoallll, when you tumballllllll, hic”.

We Hope This Answers All Your Questions

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