Interview With a Zombie in 2 Parts…

By Christopher De Voss @chrisdevoss

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I tried y’all. I really tried my hardest to interview Earl, but I was extremely terrified and grossed out by the whole thing.

I had no idea what I was in for. What I was hoping for, was a super hot tattooed zombie like Rick Genest

So sexy…

But instead I ended up with friggin’ Earl who smelled like hot-buttered ass and puked all over my chucks several times…

Not even a little sexy…

I did my best…but I just couldn’t hang.  Here is what I could salvage, of quite possibly the worst Zombie interview ever…

Oh wait folks! it gets much worse…

So There it is…Enjoy it. Because I’m never, EVER doing that again EVER Christopher…you can’t make me.

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