My goodness! Things seem to have improved with the server ...
It's letting me post a bunch of pictures -- I think.
I should just mention that today is Towel Day -- in honor of the late and much lamented Douglas Adams.
The original Towel Quotation from the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
quotation from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams www.douglasadams.com
Such inspired foolery -- and the Brits seem to do it better than anyone -- from P.G. Wodehouse to Monty Python, Douglas Adams, and Neil Gaiman -- who am I leaving out?
Anyway -- I hope you know where your towel is.