In Astonishing News Just To Hand...
By Lee Bemrose
@LeeBemrose
And in news just to hand, Grumpy has been caught on film... has been caught on the mysterious magic that happens inside a camera - holding what can only be described as an adorable little tiny human being. He appears to be committing an actual smile.
Witnesses at the scene have been quoted as saying "I've never seen anything like this before in my entire life", "WTF?" and "Holy shit!"
The image has been examined by experts who have announced that charges of photoshopping are unfounded, as popular as they are.