I’ve been a Christian many years
And always said my prayers
I know that I’ve asked Jesus in
And given Him my cares
I’m going by the things I love
Traditional and old
But now I hear that it’s not right
How dare they be so bold.
I’m happy as I am, you see
I’m good and go to church
It hurts to see irreverence
Quite painful from my perch
My past is gone and I’m content
To strive to earn my call
But why is everybody else
Having such a ball.
That vicar keeps on telling me
That I must be refreshed
Coming daily to The Lord
It’s making me depressed
But there is something missing
I wonder what it is
Oh never mind, no need to fret
Ignorance is bliss.