Have you ever typed something into Google Image Search and got back what you were looking for along with a bunch of amazing BS? The following is an unnecessary list of pictures that result from the search phrases above each pic.
“Kiss the Tip”
Gay guy on skates with a drunk stripper? No wonder the tip is just being kissed.
Definition of “Kiss the Tip” according to Urban Dictionary: “When something great is expected, but only a very disappointing substitute is received.” -ud
“Trailer Girls”
“Tipsy Sue”
“Mormon Polygamy”
Well that is quite the age range…
“Chastity Vacation”
“My F’ing Cake”
Don’t worry. Nobody is going near your cake.
“Not the Father”