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Hello Folks,
It is a great day for us here at Gfb as the white smoke billowed from the Sistine Chapel toilets and our regular columnist, philosopher and toilet expert, Bob On The Pot was elected by the Conclave of Cardinals to become the next Pope.
“I’m a bit surprised to be honest,” Pope Bob told us, “One minute I am applying ointment to my rash and the next I am being ushered forth amongst all these old geezers in dresses and being adored by the Angels on high! My lovely wife Shirley is delighted – she’s proper religious, watches Songs of Praise and The Antiques Roadshow on a regular basis and reckons that it is about time all these old Queens had a woman leading them. Bless You My Children. Amen. Off to The Doubting Thomas And Duck for a pint to celebrate. Laters.”
Pope Bob Takes His Throne Outside St Peter’s
Bob foresaw this in his last column for Gingerfightback which you can read here!