I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with little accuracy for a number of years now. Previous predictions can be read here. and here
I am up with the Lark. I cut my own hair.
So, without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?
1. November 18th 2013 - A short man from Nepal with a nervous tic and four breasts will claim to be the New Messiah.
2. February 16 1805 - Napoleon Bonaparte wakes up and sings “Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz.”
3. March 2017 - Wind (in anyone of its many guises – the signals are weak I’m afraid) will end the career of singer Taylor Swift
Now it is time for messages from “THE OTHER SIDE” -
Bill, Nazeing;
You left it on the table in the pub – from Tanline Barry
Lucy, Dublin;
Never wear velcro shoes, you look cheap in them - from Aunt Elsie
Liang Bo in Shanghai
Not there! There! – Your mother!
Rob, Belfast
Never fry eggs poach them – Alejandro Acapulco
IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO MAY BENEFIT FROM HEARING THESE MESSAGES PLEASE PASS THEM ON….
I am now returning the Milk Bottle of Mystery to the Crate of Destiny.
Until next time……….