AB
Please help! My girl has left me because I have developed feelings for our new fridge freezer (with in built defroster and ice dispenser) - my girl drew the line when I brought it on holiday with us to Cyprus and I asked if she fancied a freezesome. Is fridge love good love? How can I get my girl back and keep me veg crispy fresh?
Tony, Liskeard.
Tone!
Your current predicament is hardly surprising given the technological advances in fridge freezers in recent years. My dear old mom used to keep her frozen peas in a little compartment the size of a shoe box at the top of the fridge. That’s what I was bought up on, frozen peas from the local Wavy Line, as there was no room for anything else in the compartment. Besides it was all she could stuff up her skirt without getting caught.
How things have changed! Built in defroster and ice dispenser you say, what’s not too like!
Explain to your girl that whilst the extra seat for the freezer must have cost a packet (probably more than a packet of peas/mixed veg/vegetable stir fry natch) explain the smooth curves and translucent body remind you of her. At this stage try not to infer any correlation between the size of this double doored monster and your good good lady.
Also draw a comparison with the bright light that shines every time you open the door of the fridge to the bright light that radiates from your lover’s eyes.
When she hears how much you’ll both save on the mini bar bill she’ll forgive you and the three of you will find a happy and fulfilling future ahead.
Holidays will never be the same!
AB