Oily,
I understand you are in the Prawn industry. Where do you stand on Scampi?
Adrian, Cromer
Oily Replies;
Ade,
I’m in the Corn Industry actually. You’ve no doubt seen my epic part factual/mostly made up docu-drama ’ Emperor Toyote Coyote and the Ladyboy’.
Corny in the extreme, but then I’m a romantic at heart as testified in the last scene were said ladyboy falls deeply in love with the Emperors 10,000 strong army. Simultaneously. Non stop.**
Beautiful. Poignant. Scarlett and Rhett eat your hearts out.
** Please note that no cucumbers or root vegetables were harmed in the making of this scene.
Oily