Dear LC
This week has been… a challenge. You’re almost five years-old, yet you’re acting like a kitten, except less playful.
Dear Andre
You’ve been hilarious this week; insisting that you sit on my iPad while I do my geek internet stuff, playing hide & seek when I’m trying to sleep, and chillin’ on my shoulder when I’m brushing my teeth.
Dear Mick
PEACE.
Dear Family Guy
You made me cry. OK, Brian was over fifteen years-old, but how could you! I don’t know if I can watch you anymore without Brian in it and with the replacement dog, but I won’t give up just yet.
Dear Alison
I love our Caturday dates, having awesome coffee, delicious food and then shopping for beautiful flowers for our home. Also, thank you informing me that Pink Velvet was available to pre-order. That’s what besties do – enable their friend’s addiction to pink lipsticks, that I ALWAYS seem to get all over my teeth. I love you!
Dear Pink Velvet
YOU ARE MINE! ALL MINE! I can’t wait to have you in my life. See you in a few weeks my love!
Dear Cover Songs
I like you. There are so many out there better than the original, which to some fans shouldn’t be allowed. However, I prove a point with this…
Dear 3-Day Weekend
Hello my friend! So nice to see you twice in a month. I’m pretty excited that we get to hang out, go to the movies for the first time in FOREVER, catch up on sleep and be with new friends.
Dear Zoe
YAYYY, I’m so happy to have you back! I get to talk to you everyday after work, email each other and just be reachable when I need you the most! Although I never like looking at friend’s holiday photos, I look forward to seeing your face.
Dear Sleep
We need to each more of each other.
Dear B
Thanks for the bro hangs this week. You being terrified of Andre was hilarious!
Dear Chenea
I miss you wifey! I’m so sad that I don’t get to see as much as I like, but I know when we see each other we make up for lost time. Ooh’lala!
Dear Waiting List
OK, I get how you work and I’ve heard that old saying about how patience is a virtue, but come on… how long do you expect a girl to wait? As long as it takes? Well, let me tell you… I’m typing calmly, but there’s a tantrum brewing in me the likes of which the internet has never seen!
(Props to American Dad! for that quote.)
Dear Kayne West
I really don’t know how you’re even famous. I don’t understand how you earn millions of dollars penning so-called lyrics like, All them other niggas lame, and you know it now. Must have taken you months to put that one together right? The video to the above mentioned song was also unbelievable. I mean, when Kim Kardashian is straddling you on your motorcycle, her hair is flowing the wrong way. I’m really happy for you… but everyone on this planet knows that James Franco and Seth Rogen has the best version of Bound 2 of all time!
Happy FRIDAY!
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