SERENADE 2 SENIORS
Here are a few of the most amusing examination results I kept as a memento from my teaching days:-
Question: What happens to your body as you age?
Answer: When you get old, your bowels get intercontinental.
Question: Name a major disease associated with smoking cigarettes.
Answer: Premature Death.
Question: Describe the main parts of our bodies.
Answer: The brainium, the borax and the abdomen. The brainium contains the brain. The borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels – a e i o and u.
Question. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
Answer. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to adultery.