Editor's Note

By Thetoaststaff
The Toast is excited to announce our newest site feature: tabs!
The tabs above mostly pertain to kit news (don't worry, we'll be sure to alert you on the main page as well when there is new information to report), but you will also be able to find when and where you will be able to find European and International soccer on TV in America.  In addition we've included a link on the right that takes you to recent poll results conducted here on the site.  More tabs are sure to be added in the future, and if there's anything that you feel deem worthy of a permanent fixture, feel free to drop us a note in the comment section, or through e-mail at thetoast.staff@gmail.com.
And since none of the content added to the above tabs is new, per se, here are some hilarious videos to keep you entertained this Friday.
Mario Balotelli, The Genius:

Justice:

This is usually the type of shenanigans normally reserved for El Classico matches:

So THAT'S the Germans' secret:

This even makes Robert Green look good:
What every good goal scorer deserves: