DEAR FRIDAY: I’ve Got So Much Honey, the Bees Envy Me!

By Reeseatomic @reeseatomic

Dear Joe
My favorite part of this week has been meeting you at the front door. I love seeing your face light up when you see me, followed by your smile and then with a “Hello my gorgeous girl!” You make me feel so special and happy, I don’t know how I got so lucky sometimes.

Dear LC
So I found your baby blanket. Remember the blue one I took you home in from the shelter when you were only a few weeks old and weighed only 800g. It’s so beautiful to see you sleep with in your cat bed. Which I’m also really happy that you’re sleeping in more often and leaving big bed to Joe and I.

Dear Andre
You have eaten your body weight PLUS MORE in pasta this week, little girl. I have never seen a bird carry on and throw such wild tantrums over wanting a piece of pasta. It’s been entertaining to see, but also frustrating because pasta shouldn’t be something you eat daily.

Dear Sinusitis
I’ve patiently waited three weeks to piss off, but here we are… you’re still around and I’m actually really over it. I want to be able to taste my food for a change and be able to breathe through my nose when I sleep. Hopefully there will be no reason to see an ENT specialist in a fortnight either.

Dear Skin
Thank you for being on your best behavior this week. It’s been amazing!

Dear Life
I’ve had an amazing week, with the exception Thursday which I could have done without. But I’m thankful for them because I know it’s all worth it and people appreciate the effort I go through.

Dear Lemonade
We need to stop seeing each other. Seriously. We need to break up.

Dear Work Nick Name (Candy Yum Yum)
So, I’m stuck with you til the end of time. Not that I mind or the fact that someone like me fits the name to a tee, having being called over the PA system by said nick name is almost embarrassing.

Dear Cluckiness
Can you PLEASE be a patient and wait another 18-24 months? Maybe THEN we can talk. Yes, I can hear my biological clock ticking, but I’m happy with Joe + Reese time for now.

Dear Nushi
Feel better soon wifey. Sending you all my love, hugs and postive vibes for a speedy recovery. x

Dear Lisa Mitchell
You ma home girl gurrrl. I’ve been obsessed with all your songs this week. Except ‘Coin Laundry’ that just stirs something fierce that I don’t like.

Dear NSW Blues
Eight LONG years boys and we finally got it back! Great game (except the final) Bring it back again next week.

Overhearing two workmates…

Workmate 1: I love how cake just appears out of nowhere and no one asks questions.
Workmate 2: Yeah, it could filled with poison and we wouldn’t care.

Happy FRIDAY!

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