Sometimes I just love the internet.
Maybe even more than Reality TV.
Well…ok. Almost.
You just can’t make this stuff up.
Tokyo Police recently took to the streets as part of an Animal Escape Drill to ensure that everyone was prepared for any potential wild rhino stampedes in the aftermath of an earthquake.
Beyond learning the proper technique for dart gunning a paper maché rhinoceros and dropping one of those Planet of the Apes jungle nets on the disoriented animal, you will also witness the terrifying scene when an innocent police offer is gored by the rampaging beast.
The mother with the pink baby stroller is nice touch, too.
Where’s Godzilla when you need him?