Carrots Revisited

By Helenaberthon @hberthon

Feta cheesy muffin top

I’ve never had a problem with carrots.

They are a generally inoffensive vegetable –  with a mellow flavor and a crisp and crunchy bite, what’s not to like?  Whizzed up with a grating of fresh ginger and butter, they make a luxurious and velvety soup; they are the perfect veggie filler to meaty stews and casseroles, and, unlike most vegetables, they can swing over to the sweet side in sugar-laden creations such as an extravagant, cream cheese icing-layered carrot cake.  YUM.

This all changed last week.  I had a major carrot nightmare –  a traumatic experience that made it impossible for me to look at carrots in the same way again.  Whilst tidying up the roof at work, I came across a mysterious, unlabelled bag.  In a monotonous day of clearing and cleaning, this was an intriguing find – furtively concealed behind the swinging shed door,  I was lured in by its ambiguous contents.  HUGE mistake.  I don’t think the phrase “Curiosity killed the cat” has ever applied so fittingly to a situation.  In the future, whenever I hear that inquisitive voice in my head musing “Hmmm, I wonder what’s in there….just a little peek can’t hurt…”, I will silence it more speedily than Bug’s Bunny’s carrot-gnawing choppers.  As soon as I peered into the bag, I realised the obscenely foolish error of my ways.  Inside, was a barely identifiable honking orange mulch swimming in a fly-infested lake of carrot juice: a lethal mixture that was letting off one of the most toxic,  gag-inducing odours that has ever attacked my poor, unassuming nostrils.  The remains of carrots that had obviously died a very slow and torturous death.

The image of these mouldy festering carrots has been alarmingly imprinted on my brain since – an image that I want to conceal deep deep down, away from all my happy root vegetable memories.  It needed to be supplanted by a recipe from carrot heaven, usurped by a treat that would banish the smell and sight of last week’s carrot horrors .  This recipe comes from veggie-loving Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall who has just completed a TV series solely focused on vegetables.  I am not normally a fan of savoury muffins, but these were terrific.  Packed full of spinach, grated carrot and buttery onions and with the occasional burst of a crunchy pumpkin seed, these are definitely much more healthy than a regular muffin, but do not sacrifice on flavor.  I decided to crumble a few nuggets of feta on top of each muffin which adds a delicious salty tang and creates a wonderful golden cheesy top.  I snaffled my first one straight out of the oven with a steaming bowl of home-made beetroot soup.  Scrummy.

Carrot, spinach and cumin muffins and beetroot soup

Carrot, spinach and cumin muffins

By Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

Makes 12

  • 80g unsalted butter, melted and cooled, plus 10g for frying
  • 1 onion, finely diced
  • 2 tsp ground cumin
  • 150g spinach, tough stalks removed and very finely shredded
  • 250g plain flour
  • 2 tsp baking powder
  • ½ tsp bicarbonate of soda
  • 1½ tsp salt
  • 2 eggs
  • 275g whole milk yoghurt
  • 150g carrots, grated
  • 40g pumpkin seeds, toasted
  • 100g feta (optional)

Heat the oven to 200°C/400°F/gas mark 6 and line a muffin tin with 12 paper cases.

Warm the 10g of butter in a large frying pan and sauté the onion with a pinch of salt until soft and translucent, about 10 minutes. Add the cumin, stir for a minute, then add the spinach and stir until wilted and soft. Cool.

In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, bicarbonate of soda and salt. In a jug, whisk the melted butter, eggs and yoghurt. Pour the wet ingredients over the flour and stir with a spatula until just combined.  Do not overmix.  Fold in the cooled onions and spinach, the carrots and seeds. Spoon into the cases and crumble the feta, if using, over the top of each muffin.  Bake for about 18 minutes, until a toothpick comes out clean.