Aunty Bill
Is it wrong for a man to develop a deep affection for ham? I have.
Nathan, Melbourne
Aunty Bill Replies;
Nathan,
Not at all! Many have written to me expressing their desire for pre-packaged cold meats.
You don’t state whether your passion is for crumbed, breaded or good old plain Wiltshire,but either way a relationship with this tasty cooked treat can be a rewarding experience.
Over the months and years you may find a deeper understanding of why men have found this salt laden food stuff such a satisfying experience when it comes to affairs of the heart.
Keep refrigerated and try to avoid leaving in bright sunlight or storing near lemons or tomato puree as these can affect both the color and temperament of your ham. Follow these instructions and you should have many happy years together and probably a few exciting adventures too! Why not try white water rafting with your slices?
Ham – the gift that keeps on giving.
Don’t develop affection for Corned Beef or Spam though - heartbreakers both. I speak from experience…….
Aunty Bill