But Thr Menu Says .. .

By Vickilane

There seems to be an imaginative soul turning out these menus that accompany the meals here. Sausage patty? Looks like bacon to me. French toast? Nope, it's a waffle.

Zucchini and yellow squash? Surprise! It's carrots! What bacon? What toast? And no matter how many times they say grits, it's always oatmeal.