Britain was shocked to learn today that Baby Prince George, the fruit of sexual intercourse between our Kate and Wills, is in fact a normal bouncing bonny baby!
The Bearded Prince
“I am flabbergasted,” said Miranda Soup-Slurper, Royal Correspondent for It’s Bollox! magazine, “Firstly I can’t believe that our Kate has had sexual intercourse, such is her fragrant fragrance and secondly it is well-known fact that royal babies actually come from another place which is much more shiny and lovely than the Earth. My guess is a planet made of cuddles and souvenir tea towels.”
Phillip Utopian-Fallopian, keeper of the Royal Sock, told GFB, “Ms Soup-Slurper has got it wrong. Prince George came from Waitrose along with a free cup of coffee. Kate has trimmed her beard to more of a goatee these days as well.”