Hello,
My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.
I have been potterising for over 20 years and stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel, down here in Lower Swell. The shop is named after my potter’s wheel which goes round and round. Like a reel. Some Art reviews….
1. Painting
The Lady of Shalott – Waterhouse’s Pre-Raphaelite painting of a woman in a canoe without a paddle. She can’t have got very far! In fact she was probably up Sh*t creek. Wonder what happened to the Post-Raphaelites?
2. Movies
Braveheart – Mel Gibson daubed in woad dons a dress and says, “Wee Jock McTavish, Och Aye The Noo, Bagpipes, Shortbread, Haggis, Cobber” and other terms of Jockery – shouts “FREEEEDUUUUM!” then has his innards removed by a bloke in a cap – Goes on a wee bit.
3. Music
Led Zeppelin 2 – Hobbit Lovin’ Cock Rockers Love Muscle Removal Van? Sounds good to me – lots of songs about having their lemons being squeezed – must have been Pancake day when they recorded it – Goes on a bit.
4. Literature
War Horse – Michael Morpurgo’s moving novel about a horse that goes to war. Goes on a bit.
5.Pottery
Protogeometric Style of Ancient Greece
Village News
The Village shop’s the new frozen foods section will be opened by Brad and Angelina on Saturday. Angelina has had, “Your daily shopping needs at your local Spar” tattooed on her left shoulder.
‘Til next time – The Wheel Keeps On Turning!
TCTP