Hello Folks
My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a Potter.
I have been potterising for nearly two decades now. I stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop down here in Lower Swell.
Here are some reviews of some of my favorite bits from the world they call “Art”.
1. Painting
The Mona Lisa - Da Vinci’s masterpiece - I too knew a girl called Lisa who moaned a lot.
The Original Version!
He Painted It – But Without A Yorkshire Pudding On His Head
2. Movies
Transformers – erm…..erm…..sorry……nope not a clue – why does it go on a bit?
3. Music
Beethoven’s 7th - it begins with; dum de dum dum dum de dum – goes on a bit thereafter.
4. Dance
The Nutcracker - Heavy hammed lads in tights and cod pieces go – PRANCE – PRANCE - LEAP! - Then thin birds in miniskirts go tippy toe -tippy toe – stand still – TWIRL! - none of this has anything to do with nuts – which always confuses me.
PS What is a Potter’s favorite song? Kiln Me Softly!
Village News
Whoever stole the Village notice board please return it.
Until next time……keep those wheels a spinning!
TCTP