Hello,
My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.
I have been potterising for nearly two decades now. I stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel, down here in Lower Swell. The shop is named after my potter’s wheel which goes round and round. Like a reel.
Here are some reviews of some of my favorite bits from the world they call “Art”.
1. Painting
The Scream – I like this Munch painting a lot. It shows someone screaming. I reckon they have got toothache. Probably need a spot of root canal.
2. Movies
Lawrence of Arabia - Has Camels in it so bound to be brilliant. Rihanna is wonderful in it and Eminem’s theme tune should win the Oscar. Goes on a bit though.
3. Origami
Take a sheet of paper. Fold it four times. Voila! A Swan!
4. Poetry
Wordsworth – I like him. Handy name for a poet too. Doesn’t rhyme though. I like it when they rhyme. He goes on a bit.
5. Literature
Charles Dickens – Oliver Twist - Poor little lad has a tough time then everything is OK! Goes on a bit.
‘Til next time – The Wheel Keeps On Turning!
TCTP