An Old Wives’ Tale for Valentine’s Day

By Jackscott

An Old Wives’ Tale for Valentine’s Day

My mother (a woman with an old wives’ tale for every occasion), told me if I noticed a robin flying overhead on Valentine’s Day, I would marry a sailor. But I if saw a sparrow, I would marry a poor man, but be very happy. If I spotted a goldfinch, my beau to be would filthy rich. For my considerable sins, I spied vultures circling.

Only joking, obviously!

Happy Valentine’s Day, Liam