According to ‘Deck the Halls,’ a lovely old carol based on a traditional Welsh tune, ‘Tis the season to be jolly’ and time to ‘don…our gay apparel.’ Who am I to argue? So until I’ve had my fill of gay-attired jolly-making, Perking the Pansies will be off the air and down the pub. Whatever Christmas means to you, peace be with you. I’m signing off with a saucy little number courtesy of Brighton’s Christmas lights. It’s a spoof, of course. But wouldn’t it be delicious if it were for real?