Calling all hopeless romantics and shameless flirts! Do you crave a little lighthearted fun and a dash of playful teasing on your Instagram? Then buckle up, because we’re diving headfirst into the world of gloriously cheesy pick-up lines!
These groan-worthy one-liners are guaranteed to elicit a chuckle (or maybe a full-blown eye roll) from your followers. They’re perfect for adding a touch of humor to your photos, breaking the ice with a potential crush, or simply reminding everyone that you don’t take yourself too seriously. So, get ready to unleash your inner cheeseball and prepare to charm (or terrify) your audience with the ultimate collection of pick-up line captions!
Cheesy Pick up Lines for Instagram Captions for a Touch of Humor
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.
Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
Cheesy Pick up Lines for Instagram Captions for Flirty Vibes
Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
Is there a sparkle in your eye, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
Cheesy Pick up Lines for Instagram Captions for Romantic Gestures
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?
If beauty were a crime, you’d definitely be serving a life sentence.
Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
If looks could kill, you’d definitely be a weapon of mass destruction.
Are your parents artists? Because you’re a masterpiece.
Can I take a picture of you to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.
Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Cheesy Pick up Lines for Instagram Captions for a Touch of Comedy
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you’re an angel.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “Fine” written all over you!
Is your dad a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
Are you the ocean? Because I’m lost at sea without you.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Cheesy Pick up Lines for Instagram Captions for Witty Impressions
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
Cheesy Pick up Lines for Instagram Captions with a Dash of Sweetness
Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
Is there a sparkle in your eye, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
If beauty were a crime, you’d definitely be serving a life sentence.
Can I take a picture of you to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.
Cheesy Pick up Lines for Instagram Captions for Complimenting Flair
Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are your parents artists? Because you’re a masterpiece.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.
Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Cheesy Pick up Lines for Instagram Captions for First Impressions
Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
Is your dad a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
Cheesy Pick up Lines for Instagram Captions for Clever Conversations
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
Are you the ocean? Because I’m lost at sea without you.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Is your dad a scientist? Because you’re a labr-ador-able!
Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.
Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were destined to meet.
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
Cheesy Pick up Lines for Instagram Captions to Make You Smile
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Is your dad a scientist? Because you’re a labr-ador-able!
Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.
Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were destined to meet.
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
Is there a sparkle in your eye, or are you just happy to see me?