Jackscott
A diminutive, myopic, washed up ex-pretty boy with my best years behind me with a distinctly perverse and frivolous view of the world.
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Perking the Pansies
http://www.perkingthepansies.com/
Imagine the absurdity of two openly gay, recently ‘married’ middle aged, middle class men escaping the liberal sanctuary of anonymous London to relocate to a Muslim country. I chronicle our exploits with the mad, the sad, the bad and the glad in a blog for the whole world to ignore.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1025 )
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Seven Swans A-Swimming
With the sun finally poking through the grey clouds, we grabbed the chance to take a walk down by the River Chet for the first time in an age. Read more
Posted on 25 May 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
The rural flatlands of Norfolk are habitat heaven for the birds – fields and forests, rivers and wetlands provide the perfect breeding ground for an eclectic... Read more
Posted on 18 May 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Fifteen Seconds of Fame
Earlier this week, I sprinted through the half a million barrier for pansy hits. When I say sprinted, it’s been more of a gentle stroll, and it’s taken nearly... Read more
Posted on 11 May 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Come Rain Or Shine
Even by the usual erratic standards of these rainswept islands, the weather so far this spring has been damp and dismal – rain, rain and more bleedin’ rain, wit... Read more
Posted on 04 May 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Where To Now St. Peter?
We fancied another pilgrimage and we settled on Peterborough in neighbouring Cambridgeshire, with its epic house of God. While I may be a dedicated heathen, I... Read more
Posted on 27 April 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Red Bus Rover
It was our ‘wax’ wedding anniversary last week – sixteen years and counting. We’ve already got enough candles to light a small chapel, so they were off the... Read more
Posted on 20 April 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Les Misérables – Not Glum At All
Affectionately known as ‘The Glums’, the spectacular musical ‘Les Misérables’ has been a London fixture for nearly forty years. I’ve seen the West End productio... Read more
Posted on 13 April 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Making Mischief
After a few months of hard graft and long days for the publishing shenanigans, we indulged in a little retail therapy in Norwich followed by a few sherries in... Read more
Posted on 06 April 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Opening Night
We love a wacky musical and they don’t come much wackier than Opening Night, a brand new West End show from the pen of singer-songwriter Rufus Wainwright. Read more
Posted on 30 March 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Now That’s What I Call Acting, Dear Boy
Dustin Hoffman is a famous devotee of the ‘The Method’, where an actor tries to get right under the skin of a character to deliver the most authentic... Read more
Posted on 23 March 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
All Good Things…
In late 2008 we jumped the good ship Blighty and washed up on a Turkish beach. For our first year, we dropped anchor in Yalikavak, now a flashy resort with a... Read more
Posted on 16 March 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
From Social Outcasts to National Treasures
London is a gloriously haphazard, jumbled up kind of place where the rich and the ragged sometimes co-exist cheek by jowl. The Boltons in West London is an... Read more
Posted on 09 March 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
An Ordinary Hero
Sometimes real heroes are just ordinary people who do extra-ordinary things. One such ordinary hero was Nicholas Winton who, following the 1938 German annexatio... Read more
Posted on 02 March 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Beauty and the Beast
Drama and performance can really help young minds build important life skills like confidence, comradeship, communication, cooperation and commitment – and load... Read more
Posted on 24 February 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Prevention is the Best Medicine
As we strolled into the village for a few Sunday sherries, we happened upon this poster on the high street. It took us by surprise – but in a really good way. Read more
Posted on 17 February 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
All of Us Strangers – Simply Mesmerising
We’d heard amazing things about All of Us Strangers. It’s caused quite a stir among the critics and film award aficionados, so we decided to see what all the... Read more
Posted on 10 February 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Betty Blue Eyes Brings Home the Bacon
For a rural shire on the eastern edge of this green and pleasant land, East Anglia is rather blessed when it comes to live theatre. Read more
Posted on 03 February 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Good Old Days
We’ve all heard the tedious line about how the good old days were so much better. It’s said by those who yearn for a bygone era of stiff upper lips, Sunday... Read more
Posted on 27 January 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Sinderella
We missed Big Dick and His Pussy, last year’s mucky offering from the Adult Panto team, so we were determined to see Sinderella, their very naughty-but-nice... Read more
Posted on 20 January 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Jack on OnlyFans
Only kidding. I doubt anyone would hand over their hard-earned cash to watch me waving my wrinkly old willy about. Though, way back in my pretty-boy days, I... Read more
Posted on 13 January 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION