You’ll Need a Hazmat Suit for This Caption Contest!

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

This is the 109th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

The photo above of a woman in a hazmat suit waiting for her flight to depart from Dulles International Airport was taken on Oct. 14, 2014, at the height of the Ebola false-flag scare. (Source)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! 
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. 

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Forced to fly to D.C. for a family emergency, Mildred opted for maximum protection from the bipartisan virus that has turned politicians into zombies.

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Oct. 27, 2015.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

Seen any pics that you think will make good fodder for our caption contests? Send it to us at:

FOTM4ever@gmail.com

Thank you!

~Éowyn