Statistics show that 80% of women FAKE an Orgasm, based on a study in 2010. I’m sure that number would be right around the same or higher if it was done in 2014.
But Why?
Why do women “fake” it?
There are many reasons why a woman may fake an Orgasm.
- to speed up the sex act due to boredom or simply tired
- trying to be nice and make your partner feel good
- limpy-dick syndrome due to excessive drinking; yeah, we know that one isn’t gonna get ya off ;)
- because we are self-conscious or embarrassed
- the act of “faking” it may be arousing to her
Let me let you in on a little secret, Men Do It To.
What?
About 30% of men have admitted to “faking” an Orgasm. Here’s some of the reasons:
- he’s had “enough” sex
- he physically can’t orgasm
- being nice by making his partner feel good
Not So Fast
There’s something missing from the equation, right? A MAN can’t fake it! We would definitely know, right?
Chances are if a Man is going to “fake” an Orgasm, he’s going to remove his condom fast so she can’t have a peek. Seriously, are you going to pull that nasty condom out of the trash to investigate? Oh hell no!
Or
I don’t know about you but my doctor told me a long time ago to get up and go pee after having sex. This causes a “flushing” effect and helps keep any bacteria out of your vagina. Well trust me, when you get up, your man’s spoog or jizz is going to fall out of you.
BINGO! He oo’d and ahh’d but didn’t complete the deal!
However, us Women have the knack of creating a lot of lubricant on our own. If we moan and groan just right, trust me, a guy will never know the difference.
Confession Time
How many of you have done it? Don’t lie now. Everyone woman has “faked” it at least once in their life and I’m betting that “once” or more like several. But you know, it’s perfectly normal.
Now tell me another truth, when you’ve “faked” it and your man just boasts about how good he was and made you cling to the ceiling like a scared cat, don’t ya just wanna burst his bubble?
Guess what Men, we do it more than you know! ;)