Who Wears Short Shorts

By Alustforallseasons @bgstrzelczyk

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Questions: 
  • Would shorts this short be appropriate on the streets of Boston? 
  • Are these shorts even that short or is it just an optical illusion because they're high-waisted? 
  • Would I be able to pull this off even though my waist isn't Barbie-sized and my hair isn't short?
    •  If yes, would I be crazy to go with a red cheetah print version?
Discuss.