Where's My Manhood?

It's been a long winter here in Massachusetts but that hasn't stopped our little brother from growing up into our not-so-little brother.
It all became official a few weeks ago when Bruin lost his manhood. 

While Maggie and I don't know what it's like to have our privates shriveled up like a prune and suddenly disappear, we do know what's it's like to be crowned with the cone-of-shame. 

And as you can see, Bruin was not impressed with either. 
Welcome to the club, Bruin!