When Did NJ Gov. Chris Christie Become a Woman?

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

Below is a photo of New Jersey governor Chris Christie at a celebrity softball game for charity at Yankee Stadium on June 4, 2015:

From Urban Dictionary (paraphrased):

  • Camel toe: When a woman’s pants are so tight that the fabric comes into her vagina, creating the two-mounded image of a camel’s toe.
  • Moose knuckles: A man who has his pants hiked up too far so that his “nut sack” is split into two, with one testicle on either side of the crotch seam.

Is that a camel toe or moose knuckles? (and if moose knuckles, where’s Christie’s penis?) You decide. LOL

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~Éowyn