When a 69 Y.o. Woman Tries to Look “sexy”

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

Suzanne Somers, whose claim to fame is playing the dumb blonde Chrissy Snow on the late 1970s sit-com Three’s Company, and her Thighmaster infomercials, will be 69 years old this October 16.

This is what she looked like on May 23, 2015, the opening night of her 28-week cabaret show in Westgate, Las Vegas — her skin like a boiled lobster, saggy boobs unsupported by a bra, feet being tortured in pointy-toe high-heels, and a face ravaged by too many plastic surgeries and “cosmetic” procedures.

To the men among FOTM’s readers:

Do you find Somers “sexy” (whatever that means) or attractive?

Suzanne Somer’s net worth is estimated to be $100 million, so poverty clearly isn’t the reason for her to do this cabaret act.

Human beings are not just rutting animals; we have a soul and spirit. So why do women like Somers continue to define themselves as “sex-pots” when they are long past menopause?

Somers is also known for taking supposedly anti-aging hormones. See “Anti-aging hormones actually may shorten life.”

~Éowyn