Dracula Untold is the next film for the tongue in cheek review.
Because we haven’t seen many Dracula films have we?
Villain from Fast & Furious 6 meets villain from Need For Speed, this is the fast track to the horror genre for them both.
History lesson to start the film, great.
Creature in a cave cliché.
History lesson given to main character.
Vlad has a family that don’t care that he kills thousands of people.
Vlad fights against his former brother who wants his kingdoms children to join their army.
Blood deal signed by both brothers.
Stark boy leaves Game of Thrones survives a massive earthquake before being sent to become a child slave warrior.
Vlad shows how good he is in combat but beating a group who attack one at a time.
Vlad makes another deal with a Lannister, I mean a vampire to gain his powers.
Vlad goes all superhero origins story on us when he has to learn to control his new power.
Vlad single handedly takes out an entire army without getting wounded.
3 day war, well this will be interesting.
Blood Lust starting.
Vlad lives up to his name as the impaler.
Night battles and a game of peakaboo.
Vlad manages to mix Harry Potter and the Last Airbender to make Bat Waves.
She survives massive cliff fall only to push Vlad into become the icon we know as Dracula.
Vlad brings builds his own undead army to claim vengeance against the Turks.
Vampires control the weather now because film.
Vampires versus humans well that doesn’t seem fair does it?
Silver room for final battle between vampire Vlad and Mehmed.
All other vampires are evil after being made cliché.
Brilliant vampire melting in sunlight scene.
Dracula isn’t dead and a Stark is on the Iron Throne.
Ending copies The Dark Knight Rises with a dead character coming back being see by elder character.
Also a copy of Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, also staring Dominic Cooper