Publishing a long post via his LinkedIn account, Conan hilariously detailed why he turned down the Microsoft CEO position and what he would’ve done to save the company if he had took the job. Here are some of those brilliant plans -
- Spend hundreds of millions of dollars on a marketing campaign to get everyone in America to “Bing their symptoms” after a weekend trip to Juarez, Mexico.
- Develop a peripheral device for the Surface called “Tiny Windshield Wipers”.
- In a tribute to “Her”, have every single Windows operating system be voiced by Scarlett Johansson.
- Add Instagram filters to Excel 2014.
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He’s still willing to take the job, as long as Microsoft is willing to rename the entire company as “CONAN.”
[Via: The Next Web / Source: LinkedIn]
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