When is a cake not a cake????
I'll tell you when..
A cake is not a cake when it's a billowy pornographic mountain of fudgy chocolate delight filled with unctuous vanilla cream cheese & literally slathered with thick jammy morello cherries.
As if this was already not enough of a not cake (are you keeping up?) it's crowning glory is a very princely layer of chocolate frosting topped with embarrassingly sweet strawberries..shameful infact. Out & out rude!
Now that IS rude !