This Just In!!! Check Your Mail..
Just wanted to let you know – today I received my 2013 Social Security
Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two
discount coupons to KFC, an ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my arse and a ‘Blame it on Bush’
poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.
Yours should arrive soon.
~Steve~
H/T Jean