Wednesday Funny: This Dog is Not for Sale

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

In response to all the recent e-mails and notes left in our mailbox about our dog:

Please be advised, I am sick and tired of answering questions about him.

Yes, he bit 6 people wearing Obama t-shirts, 4 people wearing “Hillary 2016” t-shirts, 2 drivers of cars with “Obama 2012” bumper stickers, 4 teenagers with pants hanging past the cracks of their ass, 3 flag burners, and a Muslim in a burqa.

FOR THE LAST TIME. THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!

No, I do not approve of his smoking, but he says it helps get the bad taste from all the biting out of his mouth.

H/t FOTM’s maziel

~Éowyn